2. You are enough. Who said that you had to get straight As or be at least good in one sport to be successful in life? You set your own goals, you push yourself to what you feel is your goal, you achieve them and you will be happier.
3. Laugh at yourself. Fell down? Well, brush it off an have a good laugh. This way, people can't be laughing at you because you would be laughing together, which means that, they would be laughing with you. Logic.
4. Cry sometimes. Ball your eyes out. Who cares, at least now they know you ain't a robot. Just don't let depression become you. Emotions are fine and all but you need them to work together to be mental healthy. (credits to Inside Out)
5. Fall in love. Not with people that is. People suck. Fall in love with something that makes you happy, sing loudly and dance like your mental. You do you buddy.
6. Have sex. I mean people suck but like they also suck dicks. As long as you use protection, and it is between 2 consenting people, then carry on fucking.
7. Treat yourself. You ain't gonna live forever. You wanna eat that slice of cake but prom is in two weeks? You can crop pictures, and you can also crop yourself a slice of that triple layer chocolate cake.
8. Take a walk. Worried about a test coming up? Worried about auditions for the new cheer-squad? Worry you might have eaten the entire cake by "accident"? Take a walk, it will help with the nerves and indigestion.
9. Scream. Walking just doesn't seem like enough to curve that stress ball? Well grab a pillow, or if you live near some woods, shout, scream, cry as fucking loud as you can. I promise you will only seem partially hysterical.
10. Just do it! Want to try the 'Single Men's Club' in school? Wanna try out an edgy hairstyle? JUST DO IT. You can leave it if you don't like the idea of being surrounded by single people, and hair will also grow back.
11. Cut that shit out. If your 're really not into that subject you know you really don't need for college, or if there is someone in you life making it difficult to turn that frown upside down, cut them out. Just like your food baby, crop that shit out. Ain't nobody wanna see that.
12. Sleep. Tired? Take a goddamn nap. Life won't seem as bad once you wake up, I mean if you actually do wake up. *cue horror movie noise*
13. Meet new people. People can do a lot of things. Like cook food for you. I think that is a valid reason to make friends.
14. Eat healthy sometimes. Sure live your life. But I for one does not want to life my life with diabetes. Eat some green shit, your shits will be much more pleasant.
15. Be real. People are gonna like you for you, there ain't no need for you to pretend to be someone you aren't. Diversity keeps life interesting and you are interesting, at least I hope.
16. Balance is key. Proportion is key! Being happy requires a level mind and soul. Zen the fuck out. Trust me. Maybe.
With tons of love and cake,
Ez
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